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One Rock a Day, and the Camera in the Toilet
Description
Google's summary bot read a joke Reddit thread and calmly prescribed one small rock daily plus glue in your pizza sauce, and Boyd has thoughts about laundering gags into instructions. Then: a CES webcam that clips inside your toilet bowl and grades the results, a Grok CFO that posted its boss's bank balance into Slack, and a chatbot priest defrocked for baptising babies in Gatorade. Also, how to spot a listing a machine wrote before you hand over thirty-five pounds.
In this edition
- Eat One Small Rock Per Day
- Meanwhile
- The Webcam In The Porcelain
- Slop, Or Not?
- Something Useful
- Something Weird
- Tomorrow
Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:35 — Eat One Small Rock Per Day
2:34 — Meanwhile
3:33 — The Webcam In The Porcelain
5:05 — Slop, Or Not?
5:50 — Something Useful
7:21 — Something Weird
7:53 — Tomorrow
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