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1006 "The Rizzo Family: Ass Coke, Honeydew Prostates, and a Buoy to the Head "The tight version — half the fun &chaos
Season 4
Episode 28
Published 1 week, 4 days ago
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Thank you guys for being part of the Rizzo family.
You are the 10's of 1000's of listeners and few hundred subscribers who keep this engine going, and we need your help. We have until the end of the month to hit five hundred subscriptions, or we have to consider well HAVE TO close shop.
If you're already a subscriber, thank you — now tell one person. If you're not, hit that subscribe button and join the family.Today on The Rizzo Family, Baby Hands co-hosted and the show went absolutely feral. We opened with the mother and son who slept together over a hundred times — because apparently that's a thing now — plus a plea deal involving ass coke, no joke, and Vikings fighting each other like it was a family reunion.
We also took on the cable company and their favorite hobby: rubbing their nipples when they realize they've inconvenienced you. Then came the man attempting a world record by moving mothballs with a straw — until a buoy hit him in the head. And we covered the Mile High Rub, because apparently that's also a thing now.We closed with the awful death of Dennis Haskins, better known as Mr. Belding. Not only did he have Parkinson's, but he died in an assisted living facility with irritable bowels, severe depression, high blood pressure, and a benign prostate the size of a goddamn honeydew. Mr. Belding deserved better. We all deserve better.
IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND
GOOGLE: Rizzo Show and darn it consider subscribing we begin a new chapter all new shows NOW!!!
"The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... UNTIL WE GET HOME.
FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP
You are the 10's of 1000's of listeners and few hundred subscribers who keep this engine going, and we need your help. We have until the end of the month to hit five hundred subscriptions, or we have to consider well HAVE TO close shop.
If you're already a subscriber, thank you — now tell one person. If you're not, hit that subscribe button and join the family.Today on The Rizzo Family, Baby Hands co-hosted and the show went absolutely feral. We opened with the mother and son who slept together over a hundred times — because apparently that's a thing now — plus a plea deal involving ass coke, no joke, and Vikings fighting each other like it was a family reunion.
We also took on the cable company and their favorite hobby: rubbing their nipples when they realize they've inconvenienced you. Then came the man attempting a world record by moving mothballs with a straw — until a buoy hit him in the head. And we covered the Mile High Rub, because apparently that's also a thing now.We closed with the awful death of Dennis Haskins, better known as Mr. Belding. Not only did he have Parkinson's, but he died in an assisted living facility with irritable bowels, severe depression, high blood pressure, and a benign prostate the size of a goddamn honeydew. Mr. Belding deserved better. We all deserve better.
IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND
GOOGLE: Rizzo Show and darn it consider subscribing we begin a new chapter all new shows NOW!!!
"The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... UNTIL WE GET HOME.
FIGHT OR DIE- RIZZO'S FINAL STOP