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EXT. NIGHTCLUB / ALLEYWAY - NIGHT
A booming beat drops. SUNNI BLU (played by TRACY MORGAN) holds the mic mid-cypher outside the back entrance.
SUNNI BLUOther bitches stay in the chat,But me, I’m different.This is the world I been living in:I’m in the club right now,Camouflage pants and Illuminati fitted.Ain’t no wigs getting snatched,We in the back right now.It’s a movie,In the second act right now.I ain’t gotta think back right now,Matter of fact right now,Roll a fattie right now,Get smacked right now, if you want, butAin’t no wigs getting snatched right now.Other bitches stay in the chat,But me, I’m different.Matter of fact;I just wrote a rap right now.This is the world I been living in.OK;Three times,Three times:Mitch McConnell throwing up the peace sign.Now I got three times on me,Got a one-track diamond mind though,Shawty outside though,Vibes all the time though—
NATALIE NUNNBlu, shut up.
SUNNI BLUWhat?I don’t fuck n***as,I am just a fuck n***a.I been on some fuck shit,Prolly roll a blunt shit,I be on some cunt shit,That is no assumption.Peepin' on corruptionOn a brunch and luncheon.Y’all been in the lunchroom,I been eating munch, dude.What?
NATALIE NUNNBlu, shut up!
ANDY SAMBERG (AS LORNE MICHAELS)(deadpan cadence)Anything can happen at brunch!Doooo!
SUNNI BLUMore camouflage,Got a n***a in a smock;More camouflage,Star Trek, call me Spock.More camouflage,Park the car, I spin the block.Turn the cameras off,Bend it over,Gonna fuck.I be fly like a bird,I flock 'em.N***a, I’m awesome.Talk show,Like I’m Emmy Rossum.Plot twist,Sike, nah,I got options.I just went shopping,’Bout to take a bunch of rocks to the Plaza’Cause I’m on my God shit.I ain’t no house,I’m progressive experiment.I just bought a house in Malibu,Oh.I’m ’bout to buy me a BarbieAnd find me a hobby,End up in the lobby just flaunting.Uh,Every house I go is haunted.I’m ghost,Probably French 'cause I’m toasted, yeah.French, I’m Montana,Not Hannah,But been on my Peloton,Yeah.That is a deep cut.I do some deep throat,That’s not a secret.I am a seeker,AvidReader.I amLeaderOf the free world.Once you see me,You won’t need her.Ahahahaha!I got chin-checked,I am Natalie Nunn.Write me a checkAnd then go for a run.Smoke me a blunt,Bake me a bundtCake.She mad at me 'cause her buttFake.I got up midnight onMon-Day,I’mOnOne.You mad,Huh?I’m Kanye!Let me be Frank Ocean,I got blonder.Go on a walk to the Whole Foods,Picking up some water.I been on Wall Street,You cannot stop me.I own a Walmart;I run the country.President Trump wanna fuck me’Cause I got junk in the trunkee,And money in the trust, eh?Chunky-Monkey, Monkey Bread: EE!See me on hump day;Since you want to,Humpty-Dumpty.I been on some fuck shit,Call me Sukihana.You know what I want:PeanutButter.Ahaha!I am a Lost Cause,Licking on your bal-wals.Hakuna MatataLike I am a warthog.I don’t need a bottle,But I want a bag though.I been on some gay shit,But I’m not a
A booming beat drops. SUNNI BLU (played by TRACY MORGAN) holds the mic mid-cypher outside the back entrance.
SUNNI BLUOther bitches stay in the chat,But me, I’m different.This is the world I been living in:I’m in the club right now,Camouflage pants and Illuminati fitted.Ain’t no wigs getting snatched,We in the back right now.It’s a movie,In the second act right now.I ain’t gotta think back right now,Matter of fact right now,Roll a fattie right now,Get smacked right now, if you want, butAin’t no wigs getting snatched right now.Other bitches stay in the chat,But me, I’m different.Matter of fact;I just wrote a rap right now.This is the world I been living in.OK;Three times,Three times:Mitch McConnell throwing up the peace sign.Now I got three times on me,Got a one-track diamond mind though,Shawty outside though,Vibes all the time though—
NATALIE NUNNBlu, shut up.
SUNNI BLUWhat?I don’t fuck n***as,I am just a fuck n***a.I been on some fuck shit,Prolly roll a blunt shit,I be on some cunt shit,That is no assumption.Peepin' on corruptionOn a brunch and luncheon.Y’all been in the lunchroom,I been eating munch, dude.What?
NATALIE NUNNBlu, shut up!
ANDY SAMBERG (AS LORNE MICHAELS)(deadpan cadence)Anything can happen at brunch!Doooo!
SUNNI BLUMore camouflage,Got a n***a in a smock;More camouflage,Star Trek, call me Spock.More camouflage,Park the car, I spin the block.Turn the cameras off,Bend it over,Gonna fuck.I be fly like a bird,I flock 'em.N***a, I’m awesome.Talk show,Like I’m Emmy Rossum.Plot twist,Sike, nah,I got options.I just went shopping,’Bout to take a bunch of rocks to the Plaza’Cause I’m on my God shit.I ain’t no house,I’m progressive experiment.I just bought a house in Malibu,Oh.I’m ’bout to buy me a BarbieAnd find me a hobby,End up in the lobby just flaunting.Uh,Every house I go is haunted.I’m ghost,Probably French 'cause I’m toasted, yeah.French, I’m Montana,Not Hannah,But been on my Peloton,Yeah.That is a deep cut.I do some deep throat,That’s not a secret.I am a seeker,AvidReader.I amLeaderOf the free world.Once you see me,You won’t need her.Ahahahaha!I got chin-checked,I am Natalie Nunn.Write me a checkAnd then go for a run.Smoke me a blunt,Bake me a bundtCake.She mad at me 'cause her buttFake.I got up midnight onMon-Day,I’mOnOne.You mad,Huh?I’m Kanye!Let me be Frank Ocean,I got blonder.Go on a walk to the Whole Foods,Picking up some water.I been on Wall Street,You cannot stop me.I own a Walmart;I run the country.President Trump wanna fuck me’Cause I got junk in the trunkee,And money in the trust, eh?Chunky-Monkey, Monkey Bread: EE!See me on hump day;Since you want to,Humpty-Dumpty.I been on some fuck shit,Call me Sukihana.You know what I want:PeanutButter.Ahaha!I am a Lost Cause,Licking on your bal-wals.Hakuna MatataLike I am a warthog.I don’t need a bottle,But I want a bag though.I been on some gay shit,But I’m not a