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BAZ ON CR7: "He Thinks He's The King Of England!" 💀 #Shorts
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🚨 FREQUENCY B SPECIAL REPORT: CRISTIANO RONALDO LEAVES CAMP!
Brad says: "His global enterprise value and sleep telemetry mathematically justify private aviation."
Grog says: "Eat canteen chicken with the squad or get locked in the laundry sink."
Baz (Line 1): "Throw a trowel at him."
THE CR7 TRIBUNAL IS OPEN:
👍 HIT LIKE = Ronaldo earned the right to do whatever he wants (GOAT status)
💬 LEAVE A COMMENT = Squad harmony first—no player is bigger than the team
Drop your club badge and your unfiltered CR7 verdict below! 👇
(Tap link in bio to stream the unedited 20-min dressing-room autopsy on Spotify! 19 downloads to Sector 250! 🎙️)
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