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You’ll Stay Lonely Until You Stop Supporting Trump
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Sorry, Dipshits, but no self-respecting woman is going to date you if you support a dogshit, pedophile, child-rapist.
It’s just not going to happen. So you can whine and cry about being lonely all you want down in Mama’s basement. She’ll tell you that you’re her special soldier. And that any woman would be lucky to have a “catch” like you.
She’s lying to you. Eat your meatloaf and listen to my fucking advice, not hers.
You and I don’t have an emotional attachment. I’m not here to spare your feelings. I doubt I’d even like you if we met. But I’ll try to help you. Give this episode of my podcast a listen and put your pride and stubbornness in check.
If you refuse, then enjoy being alone. Order yourself a girlfriend, blow her up, and pretend that she can talk back and forth with you. Because you’ll be living the incel life for as long as you choose to worship that orange dick-with-ears you admire so much.
Racism and bigotry are not attractive traits that women are looking for in men. You Trumpanzees are finding that out in real time.
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