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BackPorch Twisters Episode 5 may be our strangest trip down the holler yet.

We kick things off, as tradition demands, with Missing Mitch. The mystery surrounding Mitch McConnell has gotten plum crazy, so Banjo Barnett and the Professor of Shred hold another séance in hopes of finally making contact. Mitch, buddy… if you can hear us, knock twice.

Then we put the foolishness aside for a serious conversation about some downright disturbing subjects—the controversy surrounding AI-generated CSAM, the questions being raised by recent court rulings, and just how evil and dangerous this material is. We also discuss the Lindsay Clancy trial and the heartbreaking reality of the world our children are growing up in.

After that, we desperately attempt to brighten things up…

That was a mistake.

Because somehow we end up talking about a weirdo with John Wayne Gacy’s brain in a jar, a mummy, the infamous Serial Butt Sniffer, and finally a tale involving a man and a vacuum cleaner that gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase attachments sold separately.

By the end, we’ve got missing politicians, séances, mummies, brains in jars, butt sniffers, questionable vacuum usage, and enough weirdness to make you wonder if civilization has officially peaked.

Welcome to BackPorch Twisters, where the mummy might have a pulse, the vacuum cleaner needs therapy, and we STILL ain’t found Mitch.