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The Warehouse Where They Keep You
By Paul Grant Truesdell, The Elder – September 8, 2026.
What This Is About
This is not a story about the government spying on you. That is an old fear, and a healthy one, and I am not here to talk you out of it. This is a story about the other crowd. The ones who never needed a warrant, because you let them in the front door yourself, and you did it for free.
The Chat Room
Go back with me to when people were just getting on the internet. AOL was a big deal. The chat rooms were a big deal. There was no compression and no streaming, so there was no video and no music to speak of. You typed, you waited, and you read. That was the internet for most of us.
I was one of the first people doing podcasting, back when most folks had not heard the word. And I used to tell people something they did not believe. I told them I could prove the machine was paying attention. Not the government. The machine.
Here is the test I gave them. Type the word John into Google. Just John. Watch what happens. All sorts of things start filling in on the screen by themselves. Now get out of Google. Leave that page. And start talking about John Wayne. All his movies. The Green Berets. Every John Wayne picture you can think of. Then go back, open a new Google search, and type John again.
John Wayne.
People told me I was out of my mind. There is no way they are listening to you. Then they tried it, and every one of them said the same thing. Holy crap. John Wayne just popped up. Yes. No kidding.
What the Test Was Really Telling You
Now. I want to be fair here. I cannot prove to you that a microphone was listening, and the companies say it was not. What I can prove is that it did not matter. The machine did not need to hear you. It already had everything you typed, everything you clicked, everything you lingered on, and everything the fellow sitting next to you did on the same connection. Back then it was a party trick. Today it is the entire business.
Understand what the deal was. Nobody sent you a bill for the search engine. Nobody sent you a bill for the email or the maps or the videos of somebody's cat. You thought you were the customer. You were the inventory. The customer was whoever wanted to sell you something, and the product they were buying was a very good description of you.
Google's parent company took in somewhere around a quarter of a trillion dollars in advertising in a year. That is their own number, from their own reports. A quarter of a trillion. Nobody pays that kind of money to guess. They pay it because the guessing stopped a long time ago.
The Ad That Followed Me Home
Let me tell you what happened to me, because it puts a face on it. I was on Amazon looking at a product. A very unique product for a very unique project. I put it in the cart. Then I did more reading, and I figured out two things. One, I could do the same job with something I already had at the house. Two, they were asking about four times what an equivalent cost. One thing led to another and I had a great workaround. So I took it out of the cart. That was all I needed to know.
Later I had a television show running in the background on Prime. Amazon's own television. And up came an ad. For that product. That very unique product.
Now, once is a coincidence. But it was not once. It was not occasional. It got very, very frequent. The thing I looked at in Amazon's store was chasing me through Amazon's television. Same company, same memory. I did not say a word out loud that time. I did not even buy it. I just almost bought it.
And here is the part that ought to stick with you. Amazon started putting ads in front of Prime Video in early 2024. Before that, you paid your fee and you watched your show. Now you pay your fee, you watch your show, and your shopping cart watches you back. Amazon reports its advertising business at somewhere north of fifty billion dollars a year. They built it out