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🚨 WEEKEND DERBY SPECIAL // ALL-LONDON LOCKDOWN: Arsenal vs. Chelsea!

The Frequency B surveillance van idles on the border between North and West London as the capital locks down for derby weekend. In this decrypted matchweek tape, Rusty, Blinky, and Dr. Data intercept Mikel Arteta’s tactical precision unit colliding with Chelsea’s West London chaos machine.

Plus: Brad from Nebraska crashes the mainframe to translate set pieces into Redzone downs, and Coach Grog faces a transatlantic voicemail gauntlet that pushes his blood pressure (and tea kettle) to the breaking point.

Inside this tape:
• [0:00] Frequency Tap: The All-London thermal radar lock
• [1:30] Flank Telemetry: Starboy Saka’s GPS corners vs. Cole Palmer’s zero-heart-rate wizardry
• [4:00] Satellite Override: Brad from Nebraska installs the gridiron translation protocol
• [4:45] The Redzone Blitz: Audible routes, pocket passers, and Grog’s shin-pad fury
• [7:30] Transatlantic Voicemail Gauntlet:
  — Farai (Harare) pitches parking a heavy-duty kombi in the six-yard box
  — Hunter (Dallas) demands a no-huddle hurry-up offense
  — Chad (Ohio) asks for a coach's challenge flag on Gabriel
• [9:45] Vault Lockdown: Final scoreline locks & surveillance van wrap-up

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The Unhinged is a satirical comedy and audio drama produced by Frequency B Network. All player commentary, coach interviews, and tactical intercepts are fictional parodies produced using synthetic voices and character comedy for entertainment purposes. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Arsenal FC, Chelsea FC, or the Premier League.

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