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MSM 710: There Once Was a Book From Nantucket

Published 3 weeks, 1 day ago
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Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about talk about AI, time traveler, resources and more. Dave stresses High Quality like he always brings. 

Jokes:

Why did the iPhone go to the dentist? 

  • He had a blue tooth.

I needed detergent and a news magazine. I took too long to get to the store, and when I made it, both were sold out.

  • Time and Tide wait for no man.

A thief tried to steal the paintings at the Louvre in Paris. He was caught two blocks away when he ran out of gas. He said: I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried because I had nothing Toulouse.


Will glass coffins ever become popular?

  • Remains to be seen.

If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be?

  • I’d choose someone who likes to pick up the tab!

My friend is a professional sleepwalker.

  • He is living the dream.

Walking past a farm, I saw a sign that read ‘Duck, Eggs.’

I assumed it was an unnecessary comma…

Then it hit me.


What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backward in a single-file fashion?

  • A receding hare line.

Purple is my favorite color!

I like it more than blue and red combined.


What was a more important invention than the first telephone?


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