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I’m Abolutely Going to Attend Donald Trump’s Funeral
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I will be attending Traitor Trump’s funeral in person.
I just decided this today. It’s too big an event not to miss. And don’t get me wrong, I’m certainly not attending to pay my respects. Quite the opposite, in fact.
I’m going to wait in the miles-long line to visit his grave once he’s in it. And I’m going to pressure wash that bitch once I reach the headstone. Mooch will join me, and we’ll be one of the many to turn his gravesite into the world’s most-visited gender neutral bathroom on the planet.
I’m going to tell you all about this in today’s episode. I can’t take the chance that he’s not really gone. We have to visit it ourselves. And I have a few choice words to tell that lying, cheating, thieving, child-rapist myself.
And for once, he won’t be able to interrupt me.
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