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With only two shows to go before we give way to the Recap Shooooow... instead of rankings, hype or payrolls, we're talking about off-color jokes, impalements, snakes in your helmet, and machetes versus hatchets in the Publix parking lot... welcome to OBB Benched!

Only two Benched episodes left before the real season takes over, and this one runs the gamut. Pat McAfee gets dragged for his Hall of Fame induction speech (and has to go apologize for it on Dan Patrick), a high school football player in Arkansas finds out the hard way that a cottonmouth snake had been living in his helmet for an hour, and a road rage incident in a Publix parking lot escalates into a genuine machete-versus-hatchet standoff. Naturally, the guys have opinions on who won.

In between: the ongoing debate over the Food Gospel of Scoop (this week's entry involves canned tuna, boxed mac and cheese, and a very specific draining technique), a long detour into whether any snake can actually be a good pet, and the usual Five Questions round covering the best cheese for a grilled cheese, the phrase that's stuck with you for years, the sound that instantly spikes your heart rate, first kiss stories, and which sport actually produces the best all-around athlete.

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00:00 Cold Open: Two Shows Left & Hall of Fame Recap

01:05 Vinatieri & the Hall of Fame Roast Speeches

02:12 Pat McAfee's Apology for the Jokes

04:02 Biggest Crowds They've Ever Spoken In Front Of

04:35 The Toughest Man Alive: Impaled on a Hiking Pole

06:33 Shish Kabob Rankings

07:26 The Food Gospel of Scoop

12:17 The Great Dishwasher-Loading Debate

13:59 A Snake Lived in a High Schooler's Helmet for an Hour

16:43 Can You Actually Keep a Pet Snake?

18:45 Florida Man: Machete vs. Hatchet in a Publix Parking Lot

21:46 Uncle Rico Buys a Minor League Team

22:23 New Sponsor: MyBookie

23:57 Five Questions: Best Grilled Cheese

25:09 Five Questions: The Phrase You'll Never Forget

27:50 Five Questions: Sounds That Trigger Instant Fear

30:05 Five Questions: First Kiss Stories

34:07 Five Questions: Best Athletes Across Sports

36:40 Show Title Vote & Sign-Off

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