The Freak: Part 3.

Trouble in Paradise before I take revenge.

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What happened to your face, Jack?

You did, I replied with a little chuckle.

Oh, no! Did I pee on you? I'm so sorry.

No; no; it's not urine. Did you have seven orgasms?

I don t know. I kind of lost track. I don t know what you did to me, but it was incredible. I came quickly and then I kept on cumming and cumming. I didn't think it was ever going to stop.

Well, every time you came I got flooded. I don t know what it was, but I m glad I was able to do it for you.

She moved up a bit to look me straight in my eyes. Me, too, she whispered just before pressing those sweet plump lips into mine once again. I checked out the'dashboard clock and pointed at it; 3:26, time to head on home.

Everyone was asleep when we walked through the back door. We turned left so Barbara could take a quick shower. She had left her night gown and robe here in anticipation. I closed the bathroom door and began to turn the couch into my bed when I felt a hand on my arm. Barbara was standing there naked. Damn, but she was a beautiful woman. Come and join me, she whispered.

I laughed. Funny! You have got to be kidding. There is no way that two of us will fit in there. it's all I can do on my own. Thanks for the offer, though; maybe someday, but not tonight. I gave her a quick kiss and she returned to the bathroom, a pout on her face. Ten minutes later she came out, kissed me quickly and walked to the living room. I followed so I could turn the stairway lights on for her and off once she was safely upstairs. I showered quickly, mostly to wash my groin and my face, knowing what my parents would think if they saw me covered with Barbara's juice. It was almost four by the time I crawled under the covers.

We slept in New Year's Day and I would have stayed in bed after 10:00 had I not been invaded by an eight year-old monster named Carole. C mon, J.J., get up so we can play. Did I mention that she was jumping on my chest at the time?

What time did you go to bed last night?

Mom and Dad let me stay up until 10:00.

That's great! I stayed up until four. Let me see; ten is bigger than four so you must have been up later than me.

She responded with a scowl. Even I know that's not true. You need to get up. Barbara's already up and dressed. C mon!

Ugh! it's a good thing that I love you. I growled and Carole scampered away screaming down the hallway. Thank God I wasn t a drinker. J didn't know how I could handle a hangover considering how tired I was. I struggled out of bed to shave, run a comb through my generally unruly short hair, and brush my teeth, dressing in a Harvard sweatshirt, jeans, and slippers. Then I made my bed, turning it back into a couch before yawning my way to the kitchen.

Barbara was there getting a cup of coffee. I wrapped my arm around her waist and she moved up for a quick kiss. That was accompanied by a giggle from the breakfast nook. Knowing that Carole was watching, I moved in for a real kiss. Mom and Dad already knew of my intentions even if Barbara didn't so I wasn t