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The Art of No Deal: Iran Edition | Satire Saturday
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Trump wrote The Art of the Deal.
After months of warnings, deadlines, extensions, and negotiations with Iran, I think it's time for the sequel:
The Art of No Deal: Iran Edition.
On this Satire Saturday, we're launching Trump's completely fictional new book — collector's edition, diplomatic edition, children's edition, empty display case and all.
Then we tackle the bigger problem: maybe Trump's negotiating strategy isn't failing. Maybe he's simply never negotiated with a gay Supreme Leader before.
If that's true, Washington doesn't need another foreign-policy expert.
It needs me.
We're fixing the Iran negotiations with the rules Washington apparently forgot:
📱 Never double-text a nation.
🚪 Never announce you're leaving. Just leave.
👔 Lose the red tie. Rubio needs linen.
💡 Nobody negotiates world peace under fluorescent lighting.
💬 “No, it's fine” has never meant fine.
🕵️ America doesn't need another spy. It needs somebody who can detect tone.
Satire? Yes.
Foreign-policy doctrine?
We'll see.
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00:00 — Trump’s Newest Venture: The Art of No Deal
00:50 — The Iran Edition Nobody Asked For
04:45 — Trump Has Never Negotiated With THIS
11:18 — America Needs a Department of Tone