Episode Details

I want to talk about divorce. Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with Duncan Trussell for the heaviest episode in show history, the divorce episode. Christina addresses it head-on: yes, she and Tom are divorcing after 20 years, no, you don't need to pick teams, and yes, Mommy is ripping darts, drinking wine, and surviving on one Domino's thin crust a day. From there she and Duncan spiral through cancer, TMZ breaking the story while she was in a London pub with Ari Shaffir, and Duncan's own jaw-dropping family divorce story involving a priest and a jammed shotgun.

Then they unpack the International Dick Alert and open some DMs: the guy sending "hey" with one extra Y each time, a Puerto Rican gentleman with a generous offer, the PetSmart employee confusing ferrets and flashlights, aquarium romantic Yung Tang Tang, a Brit promising to beat her vaginal fluid into firm egg whites, and a poly couple charging a $250,000 application fee. A suitor hotline is also officially in the works.

They also hit Burning Man hygiene, spray tan confessions, and a trip down memory lane through an 80s divorce boom including latchkey summers, dads' apartment complexes, frozen hot dogs, dancing with sailors at the Beef and Barrel, and the porn tapes that raised them. Too late for you, too late for the lamb.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 871

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Emotional Intro
00:04:55 - Opening Clip: Bobby Lee Swoops In
00:13:52 - The TMZ International Dick Alert
00:19:31 - The Shadow Of Divorce Trauma
00:30:05 - Duncan's Parents, the Priest & the Shotgun
00:42:38 - What's Real: Grief, Friends & Love
00:59:07 - Single Gal Questions, Horny Hotline, & Reading DM's
01:15:48 - Pet Smart Ferret Guy & More Suitors
01:39:06 - Christina's Curations
02:03:10 - Self Pleasure In Spray Tan Booth
02:07:11 - Old School Porn At Dad's Place
02:17:57 - Latchkey Kids
02:27:37 - Trauma Bonding
02:33:51 - Final Thoughts

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