Episode Details

Vegas already has a spread and a total posted for every single 2026 NFL game — so I converted all of them into implied points per game and ranked every offense 1 to 32, exactly the way the sportsbooks see them. Why are the Rams the No. 1 offense in football? Why does Vegas refuse to buy the Broncos after an 11-2 run in one-score games? And how are the Jets staring down a tenth straight bottom-ten scoring season? Every team gets its own breakdown: last three years of scoring, the play-caller, the offensive line, what changed and what should scare you. 

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Timestamps:

0:00 Intro — how the Vegas ranks work

0:29 1. Rams

1:14 2. Bills

1:59 3. Bengals

2:52 4. Lions

3:59 5. Ravens

6:03 6. Cowboys

6:55 7. 49ers

7:54 8. Packers

9:56 9. Seahawks

10:57 10. Bears

12:19 11. Chiefs

15:18 12. Chargers

16:17 13. Patriots

17:38 14. Eagles

19:34 15. Jaguars

20:51 16. Commanders

22:14 17. Colts

25:38 18. Buccaneers

27:29 19. Texans

29:34 20. Vikings

32:34 21. Broncos

34:12 22. Giants

35:52 23. Saints

38:32 24. Steelers

41:06 25. Falcons

43:45 26. Panthers

45:19 27. Titans

46:59 28. Raiders

49:51 29. Dolphins

53:24 30. Browns

55:25 31. Cardinals

58:45 32. Jets

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