Episode Details

Asmongold has a girlfriend — and she handed him a list of ultimatums.

In this episode of Based Camp, Malcolm and Simone break down Kai’Sa’s demands (clean the “contaminated” room, shower every other day, get the shorter haircut, cut the sugar) and explain why the majority of the nerd-right actually supports them.

Is this domestication… or a woman who actually wants him healthy, functional, and capable of having the family he says he wants?

We go through every confirmed demand, compare it to how real long-term partnerships work, talk s**t tests vs. genuine investment, American cultural preferences for women with spines, OnlyFans economics, and why “I love you just the way you are” is often the most unloving thing you can say.

Plus the usual Based Camp tangents: dead rats as alarm clocks, Mongolian beef in a 1700s farmhouse kitchen with no hood, Tibetan fox girls, and the eternal struggle of keeping a website online.

Episode Transcript

[00:00:00] Malcolm Collins: Hello, Simone. I’m excited to be here with you today. Today we’re gonna be talking about a diabolical situation that the internet has been shockingly, like the, the nerd right internet, which is where this situation is relevant, has been getting mostly right, which, it makes me feel good to be part of this wider political movement.

[00:00:17] Okay. Which is Asmongold has a girlfriend, okay?

[00:00:21] Simone Collins: Is it official?

[00:00:23] Malcolm Collins: Yeah, it’s, it’s official. It, it, it’s at least official that she’s given him a list of demands or ultimatum. And her name is Kai’Sa, and

[00:00:30] I’ll put up a picture of her here. Very cute. Simone thinks she looks like a, one of those robot Chinese girls, right?

[00:00:37] Like the robot sex dolls. In

[00:00:38] Simone Collins: a good way. In a good way.

[00:00:40] Malcolm Collins: She looks- Like maximally designed.

[00:00:42] Speaker: UBTech has taken a major step toward bringing humanoid robots into everyday life with the introduction of the new You World U1 series. Revealed during the company’s twenty twenty-six global launch event in Shenzhen, China, the new robot is being presented as the world’s first full-size ultra bionic humanoid robot built for mass production.

[00:01:04] It represents a shift from robots that mainly work in factories to machines that can interact naturally with people in homes, schools, healthcare, and many other environments.

[00:01:16] Malcolm Collins: Yes. And people online have been like, “White guys tanking ugly Asian girl.” I’m like, if you think this is an ugly Asian girl like I, I don’t know. Like Asians have- Wait, you’re calling

[00:01:24] Simone Collins: her ugly? ... nose- That’s like people saying Ar- Margot Robbie was mid.

[00:01:29] Malcolm Collins: Yeah, no, it, it doesn’t make you look hotter. It makes you look f*****g insane and insecure, Okay ... ‘cause she’s very attractive.

[00:01:35] Simone Collins: Yeah. But anyways- She looks like a, like a human doll. It’s, it’s, it’s kind of scary. I for me, she crosses the uncanny valley. She’s very beautiful, but in a way of like, like are you...

[00:01:45] Is, is it-

[00:01:46] Malcolm Collins: She, she gave him a list of ultimatums of things he needs to change about himself. And

[00:01:50] Simone Collins: this is confirmed? Like did she publish it or like how did it

[00:01:53] Malcolm Collins: come out? He’s talked about it publicly and it’s, it’s-

[00:01:55] Simone Collins: Oh, I need to see. Okay ... she

[00:01:56] Malcolm Collins: hasn’t disconfirmed it. But she puts out this list, and, you know, the, the movement