Episode Details

S9E9 - Salute Your Morts is here and camp just got a hostile takeover!

Semi Pertinent News

• President Curtis - July 26th
• Reddit Marder and Levy AMA on the 21st at 1230 Pacific
• Adult Swim on the Green

MAIN THANG - S9E9 - Salute Your Morts

Episode Details

* Air Date: 7/19/2026

* Written by: Garrick Bernard

* Directed by: Brian Kaufman

* Guest Stars: Janeane Garofalo, Joe Lou Truglio, Ken Marino, Zak Orth

Broh-nopsis: Morty and Summer go to camp, broh. Beth and Jerry home alone, broh.

Discussion

* Title Reference: Salute Your Shorts - Nickelodeon TV Show (1991)

* Themes (A/B Plot)

  * Camp Takeover

   * Summer and Morty are out of control and need to be sent to a camp to improve their behavior

   * The kids take over, murdered the counselors, and now use their trust fund money to door dash anything they want. No rules!

   * Eventually the local town tries to hold the kids hostage for ransom and they have to take over the camp again.

  * Beth and Jerry get high

   * The kids are gone, I guess we will get high.

   * Smoke something called "High Forever" and now stoned Beth and Jerry have to find a way to fix it.

   * Take a space uber to a mall planet in order to find space narcan (Sometimes I write weird sentences)

   * Everybody want's Grandpa's help but nobody wants Grandpa.

   * Rick is also very high

   * Summer and Morty learn their lesson from seeing how awful their high parents are

* Favorite Bits

  * Summer and Morty's SciFi antics

   * Ninja Clones

   * Making Toilets chant your weight

     * SoB ninja logged me

   * Perfect memory growth

   * Boomer Mute

  * Can't you just suspense them with pay?

  * Turning people into carrots won't help you beat the genie alligations

  * Rick putting his hand in the air to pull Morty back

  * Morty kicking Rick's seat

  * Did I make the cover? (Labcoat Magazine)

  * Rick removing all the device from Summer and Morty

  * "We aren't home" - High Beth to Rick

  * Kid versions of classic characters at the camp

   * Squanch

   * Gromplamites

   * Numericons

   * Gear Heads

   * Mr. Poopybutthole

   * Mr. Stabby

  * Door Dash "No Tip! What, I didn't see him make it."

  * Edward Merlot Hands

  * High Beth shuffling on the floor

  * How do theses work again? (In regards to the stairs)

  * He's your dad not the God or Arrackis.

  * The Space Uber

   * Jerry freaking out in the limo (I need to get baby sized)

   * It's like prom night all over again (You found the right hole eventually)

   * Is he dying? No just tired. Doing a lot of airport runs at night.

  * Summer and Morty party montage

   * Starting each day with alka seltzer

   * Showing how the endless party gets progressively worse

  * Fart Baby

   * Throwing money at the baby

   * "I wish we hadn't given beer to that baby"

  * Jerry and Beth waking up in that mall display

  * Rick's phone number is 12

  * "This version of everyone is mean" -Jerry

  * High Rick fight scene ( I should have said look over there)

  * The dude getting hit with a ton of arrows

  * Jerry getting an arrow in the arm

  * Rick walking out into the lake

  * This ride is all the scared straight we need.

* Best/Worst Parts

  * The entire cold open (best)

  * Rick's weird subplot with the people-sized carrots

  * The paging associate, please wait bit (Connecting flights?!)

  * The portal to the same place bit

  * What does that post credits tag mean? Anything?

   * Cool Horse

   * Hungry for Apples

   * Carrot Farmer Rick

Listener Suggorstions and Short Ou