Episode Details

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler tackle one of childhood's greatest mysteries: cleaning up after yourself. Why do kids stare at a mess they created as if they're waiting for a government agency to arrive and handle it? The guys conclude that most students believe if they wait long enough, an adult will eventually sigh and say, “Fine, I’ll do it myself.”

Next, they debate an important educational question: Is an orange juice spill treated the same as a urine spill? The answer may surprise you—or at least make you think twice before stepping in a mystery puddle.

With the end of the school year approaching, the guys propose a bold new policy: parents should have to substitute teach on the last day of school. After three hours, most would be begging teachers to start summer vacation immediately.

The episode also features two official Hurt Alerts™: one student managed to get an arm stuck in a fence, while another suffered the devastating injury of getting a sticker stuck in their finger. Somehow both incidents received roughly the same level of emergency response.