Episode Details

Grab a glass of red wine, girls, because this week's debrief is absolutely chaotic. Steph finally went on that highly anticipated dating-app date, but she wasn’t expecting a third wheel to completely hijack the night. Enter: a 60-year-old human behavior researcher who decided to use the guy sitting next to them as a live case study. We break down the literal facial features of a psychopath, why he asked for a kiss at the most awkward moment possible, and the exact etiquette of first-date kissing.Plus, we open up the voicemail inbox for a listener story titled "The Midnight Massacre" and trust us, it involves a wild turn of events that no first date should ever face.

In this episode, we cover:

• The Ultimate Third Wheel: How a stranger evaluated Steph's date right in front of his face.
  
  
• Psychopath Checklist: The asymmetric facial features and "dead eyes" to watch out for.
  
  
• "The Midnight Massacre": A listener's horror date involving a surfboard injury and a very panicked mother.
  
  
• Highway to Hell: Why you should always check exactly how far away your date lives before getting into the Uber.
  
  
• The Sealed Section: Holly and Steph recount the time they accidentally stumbled into an exclusive, adults-only Melbourne event and the awkward run-in with someone from their brother's school.
  
  
• The Alpha Friendzone: Steph explains how she aggressively "shacka’d" and "friendzoned" a high-profile AFL footballer.

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