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#464: Hot Mics, Wine Bottles & 5 Questions | OBB Benched | Once a Day is Fine

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Instead of QB rankings, watchlists or Lane Kiffin's BS ... we're talking about hot mics, sex tapes, hidden liquor and homoerotic tooth brushing habits... welcome to OBB Benched!


The show kicks off with a pair of wild hot mic moments from the college sports world. First, LSU pitcher Devin Sheeran (yes, Ed's brother) gets flagged by the ESPN broadcast crew for his colorful vocabulary during a game. Then things escalate when a mystery voice during a Nebraska–Oklahoma State women's softball broadcast drops a phrase that no one can explain, no one can identify, and no one will ever forget. The ball sack lady remains at large.


From there the boys pivot to the story of the week — a Michigan woman arrested at CVS who was found, during processing into jail, to have an unopened bottle of Cupcake Vineyards Pinot Grigio hidden somewhere it was never designed to go. The LinkedIn profile connection makes the whole thing ten times better. This spirals into a conversation about the most creative ways the guys have ever smuggled liquor into a sporting event (binoculars, Listerine bottles, questionable medical equipment), plus a legendary flashback to a long-lost figure known only as the Beeper Girl.


Will Levis then enters the chat — his mom went on a podcast and shared that her son spent a significant amount of money trying to get his sex tape scrubbed from the internet. She also confirmed it didn't work. The guys have thoughts.


Then, bafflingly, Bryce Harper went viral on TikTok for how he brushes his teeth. Specifically: he squeezes toothpaste directly into his mouth, then applies the brush. The OBB crew debates whether this is a one-time-only acceptable behavior or a full-blown character flaw.


The back half of the episode is Five Questions, and this week's batch is a banger: something attractive at 18 that's embarrassing by 30, which military role you'd actually be good at, which animal species deserves the biggest legal settlement against humanity, the company that's lost you as a customer forever, and what's the single worst thing to hear right after waking up from anesthesia.


No QB rankings. No watch lists. Just chaos.


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 OBB Benched is the offseason, off-topic companion show to Orange Bowl Boys, where no subject is off-limits and nothing is safe.


00:00 Cold Open & Episode Intro

00:30 LSU Hot Mic — Devin Sheeran Gets Caught

01:30 Ed Sheeran Connection & Songwriting Story

03:00 Women's Softball Hot Mic — The Ball Sack Lady

05:30 The Cupcake Vineyards Pinot Grigio Story

07:00 The LinkedIn Profile Twist

08:00 Beeper Girl & Hidden Liquor War Stories

11:30 Creative Ways to Sneak Liquor Into Events

13:30 Will Levis Sex Tape — Mom Goes on Podcast

15:00 Bryce Harper's Toothbrushing Habit Goes Viral

16:30 Weird Personal Habits & Sleep Confessions

18:30 Five Questions Begin

19:00 Q1: Attractive at 18, Embarrassing by 30

21:00 Q2: Best Military Role for Each Guy

24:30 Q3: Which Animal Species Would Win the Biggest Lawsuit

26:30 Q4: Company That Lost You as a Customer Forever

29:00 Q5: Worst Thing to Hear After Waking From Anesthesia

30:30 Episode Title Vote & Sign Off


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