Episode Details

Opie kicks off from Long Island with the ultimate tooth saga: a nasty crack from Boston gum (microplastics?), a pissed-off dentist who has to "deconstruct" it, and a real shot at losing the tooth.

Enter the Save Opie's Rotting Tooth Fund https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA — PayPal donations accepted while the Band-Aid holds! 

Ron the Waiter joins for classic banter: dog's weird claw, Venmo Ronnie setup incoming, health insurance gripes, and why vets might be cheaper than $2K dental work. Plus massive Long Island stories:

• The viral "Smile Movement" lady forcing positivity (we test if you can actually force smiles).
• Ticks gone wild — first Bourbon Virus case on LI (not Lyme, worse symptoms).
• Oysters wiped out by bad weather, skyrocketing lobster rolls, and clamming life.

Seinfeld vs. Friends shade, comedian talk (Tom Segura, Theo Von), super chat chaos, and nonstop unfiltered laughs. If you love raw comedy, local drama, and Opie & Ron going off — this one's for you. Donate to the tooth fund, laugh along, and hit play!