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Week of May 18: INSTANT Gemini Season CHAOS — URANUS is at it AGAIN!
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Get ready to spiral (but in a cute way?) because Gemini Season has arrived! Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is THINK FAST. Expect shocking realizations, strange breakthroughs, scandalous flirtation, and way too much overstimulation. Let’s lock in, honey. Aliza breaks down why Gemini energy gets such a bad reputation, how to survive a Uranus cazimi without blowing a fuse, and why this week is ultimately about staying curious without completely frying your nervous system. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs to help you navigate the chaos, the breakthroughs, and the absolutely unhinged revelations headed your way.
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Also this week, Mars enters Taurus and Venus glides into Cancer, bringing a little Nancy Meyers aesthetic back into our lives… right before the Sun yeets itself into Gemini and into the arms of Uranus, the Sun enters Gemini and immediately forms the very first Uranus cazimi in Gemini, marking a major energetic shift around communication, ideas, technology, curiosity, and collective consciousness. But whether that genius inspiration becomes a breakthrough or a complete crash-out depends entirely on how you work with the energy.
🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️
🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞
(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea
(05:12) The Weekly Brew
(17:59) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull
(22:07) Aries
(25:12) Taurus
(28:54) Gemini
(32:31) Cancer
(36:27) Leo
(40:00) Virgo
(43:21) Libra
(47:02) Scorpio
(50:23) Sagittarius
(54:22) Capricorn
(57:42) Aquarius
(01:01:04) Pisces
Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.
Episode 13. This episode was recorded on May 6, 2026.
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