Episode Details

Dave and Fionnuala are back on their mission to steal a Guinness World Record off a British radio station… and this time it’s an absolutely brutal one.

The challenge: eat three dry cream crackers in under 35 seconds. No water during it, no butter, no Nutella, no cheats. The record’s been standing since 2005, held by LBC’s Ambrose Mendy at a ridiculous 34.78 seconds.

Dave goes first and leaves what can only be described as a criminal amount of crumbs across the studio. Then Fionnuala steps up… fast eater reputation on the line, gag reflex doing bits, and the clock absolutely bullying them both.