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05/07/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 👩❤️👩 THE MOTHER’S DAY SUEGRA WAR & 🏈 CAM NEWTON’S DATE ICK
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The squad dives into a messy Homie Helpline where Louisa must decide if she should lie to her husband or let her mom potentially ruin Mother’s Day by being "too honest" with her oblivious mother-in-law. 🤐👩❤️👩 We’re reacting to Angela Simmons putting Cam Newton on blast for his "corny" jokes and the audacity of literally patting himself on the back mid-date—talk about main character energy! 🏈📈 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on driverless semi-trucks hitting the streets of Long Beach and the debate over whether robots should be taking over for our hard-working theos. 🚛🤖 We also break down how you can secure a $95 bag from Apple’s latest $250 million settlement over those "lying" Siri features that never actually worked. 🍏💰 Finally, we check the vitals on a terrifying Hantavirus outbreak hitting cruise ships and making its way right back here to California. 🚢🦠
[Edited by @iamdyre 🦠]
Chapters
(00:00) Petty Police
(4:16) Homie Helpline
(25:19) Money Moves
(28:24) Don't You Know I'm Local
(34:24) Brown Bag Mornings Investigates
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