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Today the President of the United States looked at a sustained naval battle in the Strait of Hormuz and called it a skirmish. The Senate looked at a billion dollars for a ballroom and called it modernization. The Met looked at a hundred-thousand-dollar seat and called it culture. A Canadian province being bought through Dutch troll farms got called a poll. And the Kremlin called the coup talk a psy-op while Putin hid in a bunker. Five stories. One muscle-memory move from power: take the thing that’s happening, and call it something else. Our job today was to give it back its real name.

5️⃣ Where’s Putin?

Vladimir Putin fired the head of his air defenses today. A Ukrainian drone slipped past three layers of Russian air-defense — S-400, S-300, Pantsir — and slammed into a luxury apartment block on Mosfilmovskaya Street, four miles from the Kremlin and less than two from the Russian Defense Ministry. Gen. Viktor Afzalov is gone. Putin himself is in an underground bunker in Krasnodar, on the Black Sea coast, weeks at a time. He has not visited a single military facility in 2026. Cooks, photographers, and bodyguards are now banned from internet-connected phones; surveillance cameras have been installed inside their homes.

The May 9 Victory Day parade is four days away. The Duma announced today that there will be no military equipment in this year’s parade. According to reporting we cited on the show, ruling-party MPs have been told not to attend in person — Putin is keeping the political class away from his own movements. Through intermediaries, the Kremlin asked Zelensky for a temporary stand-down on May 9. Zelensky’s reply: only if it becomes a full ceasefire and Russia withdraws.

When the Kremlin issues an official denial of a coup, that is the story. Putin is not afraid of NATO. He is afraid of the man down the hall.

4️⃣ High Fashion Sells Out

The Met Gala raised seats to one hundred thousand dollars last night. Jeff and Lauren Sánchez Bezos co-chaired — ten million to host. Zohran Mamdani, the newly elected mayor of New York, refused the invite. Beyoncé wore a feathered skeleton. The next morning, the Pulitzer Prize Board gave its Public Service medal to the Washington Post. Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post.

Inflation is at a four-year high. Gas is approaching six dollars a gallon in parts of the country. Twenty-eight million Americans are off Medicaid. Seven hundred and ten thousand medical bankruptcies are projected for the year. And the most prestigious prize in American journalism and the most expensive seat in American culture got settled in the same forty-eight hours, by the same family.

High fashion and high journalism are now the same room. They will tell you these are unrelated. The room is the room.

This story is today’s Ground News Blindspot. It is barely registering in U.S. media. It is being soft-pedaled inside Canada. We caught it because Ground News flagged it. Get 40% off Vantage at groundnews.com/fivestack.

3️⃣ Is Alberta Going to Secede? — Today’s Ground News Blindspot

Stay Free Alberta delivered more than three hundred thousand signatures to Elections Alberta. The threshold is met. A province-wide referendum on independence is now mandatory, with the earliest vote in October. That is the surface story. The buried story — the one Dean walked through on the show — is the operation underneath it.

David Parker, who took over the United Conservative Party and built “Take Back Alberta,” is the same political operator behind Tucker Carlson’s Alberta tour and the convoy network. His new vehicle, the Alberta Republican Party, has