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Five Freaky Scary Stories Basements, Abductions, and Armageddon
Published 4 years, 9 months ago
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Hello my lovelies!Today's Patreon episode is out a little earlier and hopefully, as I catch up they will come out sooner. It's up to you when you want to listen to it. I'm trying to get the podcast and youtube video out by 3 PM. I have about 700 hours left to see if youtube will monetize me. If not, it's bye-bye daily episode there I think. I don't know. We'll see. It's one of the reasons I censor the podcast now.Speaking of censoring, the one at the end of today's episode is just for Patreon members. It's about dick pics. Probably not YouTube or Spotify friendly. I'll be adding NSFW stories to the end of the 25- to 30-minute episodes for Patreon members only. It won't be every time and sometimes it will be the only story. I do hope Patreon doesn't have a problem with that. It's not like I'm selling pr0n! These are scary stories.I'm almost on schedule. I have a new format for my day so I can try to fit in my other business and this one together to make the best use of my time and keep my listeners happy. I do hope it works out. :)Episode 211 Five Freaky Scary Stories Basements, Abductions, and ArmageddonGood Evening, this is Spooky Boo coming to you from the lighthouse in Sandcastle. It's spooky out tonight. The moon has been orange every night reminding me that the forests in my state are on fire. The fire demons are doing their work, unfortunately so. We need to find some leverage to stop them. Perhaps the witches of Sandcastle can put a spell on them so they fly away for good, never touching another beautiful forest again. Unfortunately, however, it is how nature takes care of its own if we don't. I do hear the Sandcastle witches chanting, but I don't know about what. They were the ones who made the little spell around my lighthouse so nothing evil comes to mess with me. Bless their sweethearts.Tonight I have for you 5 short scary stories from the depths of the internet about basements, abductions, and Armageddon! A sixth story, one about dirty pictures sent by men through Messenger or texting, is only available on the Patreon episode. To listen to this story visit www.patreon.com/spookybooscarystorytime. From time to time I put NSFW stories on Patreon. These stories could be too gory or naughty for the platform, but they are always related to horror and the paranormal.Now let's begin...Slappy's Happy Mirror MazeHave you ever been to one of those low-budget local amusement parks? Growing up, my family didn’t have the money to take me and my brothers to Disney World like we always wanted. Instead, we had to make do with the run-down rust factory called “Slappy’s Happy Place”.It was the usual fare for a small time attraction. There was a funhouse with a mirror maze inside of it, a carousel, and some assorted games like the one where you try to knock over milk bottles by throwing a baseball from several feet away. The mascot of the place was a cartoon clown with green hair, red face paint, and wide open blue eyes that would seem to stare into your soul whenever you looked at them. Unfortunately for me, his image was plastered all over the park.The day started out normal enough. We played some of the games, which I was pretty good at. I beat my older brother in ring toss and my younger brother in the milk bottle game. Of course, that was by comparison. I now know that those games are rigged so that you don’t really win. But it was better than riding on some boring carousel that barely feels like moving.Our parents were keeping an eye on us from the shade as they tried to beat the summer heat. The place wasn’t very crowded, but we weren’t the only kids there. About a dozen families roamed the park that day. But judging from the expressions on some of the other kids’ faces, Slappy’s was pretty far from being their “happy place”.Then again, we weren’t exactly having the time of our lives either, but we were mak