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Back to EpisodesMy Toaster Needs Instructions… and I’m Not Okay With That
Description
It started with a toaster.
A simple, innocent appliance whose only job used to be: bread goes in, toast comes out.
But not anymore.
In this episode, I spiral (gracefully… mostly) into the modern insanity of “smart” everything. What used to require one button now demands decisions, settings, updates, and—at one point—reading the manual… for a toaster. A toaster.
From there, things only get worse.
We take a walk down memory lane to a time when:
- TVs had knobs instead of software updates
- Cars didn’t beep, blink, and emotionally judge your driving
- Phones stayed in one place and didn’t double as a space shuttle control panel
- Computers didn’t collapse into useless bricks the second Wi-Fi sneezed
Somewhere along the way, simple became complicated… and “advanced” started feeling a lot like “annoying.”
This episode is a humorous rant about modern technology, everyday frustration, and the quiet suspicion that maybe… just maybe… we’ve made everything way harder than it needs to be.
Also:
If the power ever goes out, we’re all standing around like confused squirrels.
Enjoy.