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We escaped Devon, Canada just in time.

It wasn't just the cold, the kind that bites through your layers and reminds you that you are a biological meat-sack in a hostile environment. No… I literally almost got ran over by porta-potties rolling down the street.

I wish I was joking. This isn't a metaphor for the economy. I mean actual, physical portable toilets, loose in the wind, tumbling down the asphalt like blue plastic boulders in an Indiana Jones movie. That is life in communist Kanada today. Infrastructure is crumbling, the social contract is dissolved, and the streets are littered with the symbols of a society that has lost its ability to manage basic human functions.

We weren't just fleeing the rolling toilets, though. We were trying to fit in our last moments of semi-normalcy before the inevitable shutdown. My gut tells me we are in the final days. The system is so fragile now that it feels like it could all go dark in the next few months. No flights. No jets. Just a hard stop to the matrix as we know it.

During our exodus, we stopped to say goodbye to my dad. We met him outside, which, in hindsight, was a bad idea given the climate, but he hadn't seen his grandson in a year. He wanted that connection. But looking at him, I felt that heavy dread in my chest. He’s triple-vaxxed, of course. He bought the script. He trusted the science. Now he’s living with the consequences in a body that is failing him.

I honestly don't know if he’ll make it back next year. I don't know if any of us will be doing this annual dance again. Most people will probably be dead, or the grid will be down, or the borders will be sealed tighter than a tomb. 

And yet, there I was, concerned with whether a man on ice skates could hit a rubber puck into a net at an Oilers v Ducks game, looking at the carnage of gladiators in ice hockey gear getting smashed in the colosseum for the pleasure of the crowd and thinking kept about the TZLA Biohealing machine right there in my room, connected to the arena. If the Oilers actually knew about this technology, they would have the ultimate unfair advantage. In the playoffs, it’s a war of attrition. The team that can heal the fastest wins.

But then at the same time, I just couldn’t care. 

These sports heroes are trapped in the matrix, and they want to stay there. They want to suffer. They believe suffering is part of the glory.

It’s tragic, really. They are so programmed to trust the “team doctors” and the Big Pharma protocols that they wouldn't recognize real healing if it slapped them in the face. They don't know TZLA Biohealing & TZLA Club exist. It’s invisible to them. They don’t want to know that this is a complete bypass of the medical industrial complex. No opioids. No MRI scans. That the healing continues even after the session ends because you aren't just fixing the symptom; you are charging the cellular battery.

That’s the irony of being awake in a world of sleepwalkers. You see the glitches in the matrix, you see the geopolitical chess matches, you see the fear porn being pumped into the neural network of the masses, and yet you still have to decide what matters. Most of what the media sells you doesn't matter at all.

Prince was right when he noted that humans are not biologically equipped to know every problem on Earth. We weren't built for this level of connectivity, this constant influx of global tragedy and outrage. When you place your attention on things you cannot control (Trump, Iran, ceasefires, the latest propaganda du jour) you are placing your life outside yourself. You are fragmenting your consciousness.

This is the trap. The system wants you to care about everything except your own spirit. They want you enraged about a border dispute on the other side of the planet while you ignore the fact that your own nervous system is fraying. I