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New Dirty Little Secret: The Lie I Tell to Hide My Fear”
Season 13
Episode 14
Published 1 month, 3 weeks ago
Description
What’s the one fear you’d do anything to hide even if it means lying for years? On this memorable and unexpectedly hilarious episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh hear a Dirty Little Secret that proves fear doesn’t care how big or tough you look. A caller confesses that he’s spent his entire adult life lying about being deathly allergic to bees not because he is, but because he’s absolutely terrified of them.
We’re talking full‑blown panic: sweating, hyperventilating, running (but insisting he’s “not running”), and even hitting vocal notes he didn’t know were possible. At 6’3” and nearly 300 pounds, he admits the reaction doesn’t match reality and rather than be judged for freaking out “like a five‑year‑old,” he decided the allergy lie was easier. Tell people he has an EpiPen‑level allergy, and suddenly the panic makes sense.
What starts as a funny confession turns into a broader conversation about irrational fears, masculinity, embarrassment, and the lengths we go to avoid judgment proving everyone has something they’re hiding.
Listen now for a Dirty Little Secret that’s equal parts relatable, hilarious, and human.
Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who swears they’re “not scared”… but absolutely are.
We’re talking full‑blown panic: sweating, hyperventilating, running (but insisting he’s “not running”), and even hitting vocal notes he didn’t know were possible. At 6’3” and nearly 300 pounds, he admits the reaction doesn’t match reality and rather than be judged for freaking out “like a five‑year‑old,” he decided the allergy lie was easier. Tell people he has an EpiPen‑level allergy, and suddenly the panic makes sense.
What starts as a funny confession turns into a broader conversation about irrational fears, masculinity, embarrassment, and the lengths we go to avoid judgment proving everyone has something they’re hiding.
Listen now for a Dirty Little Secret that’s equal parts relatable, hilarious, and human.
Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who swears they’re “not scared”… but absolutely are.
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