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Chris spreads some love in the biggest possible way! Matt fixes climate change! A secret empire is revealed and it is very chill! Call us by your hangout name, let’s range monsters!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Synonyms!, the guys Roll Up Dudes (tables below!), blowholes are counted, and here comes a King Kaiju!

Let’s Roll a Dude

• Ranger Vibe!
  • 1. Steely-eyes and gritted teeth; you’ve seen it all
  • 2. Wide-eyed wonder; everything is so new and exciting!
  • 3. The monsters are precious and must be protected at all costs
  • 4. I am the only line between these vicious monsters and my fellow humans
  • 5. I love to party and monsters make parties better
  • 6. When no one’s lookin imma eat a monster
• Preferred Rangering outfit!
  • 1. Vest, explorer hat, pockets everywhere
  • 2. No shirt, no shoes, no problems
  • 3. Straight up that bear armor that one guy made
  • 4. Mmm fleece
  • 5. National Park dress uniform – buttoned up and all business
  • 6. Don’t matter how hot it is. Leather tip to toe
• Tragic backstory that led you to become a Monster Ranger!
  • 1. Had a pet monster but it was taken away when you were a kid because it was getting huge and looked so hungry. You hope to find it again someday.
  • 2. Bigfoot stole your bike and shoved you down a hill
  • 3. Swallowed by a sea serpent and stuck slowly moving through it for three days. Resucers made the monster swallow capri suns and lunchables in the packaging so you had something to eat. Eventually a diarrhetic was administered and everyone almost died from throwing up.
  • 4. Best friend was a werewolf but they told everyone who your 7th grade crush was even though you were like do NOT tell anyone
  • 5. Parents absolutely ripped to pieces by a chupacabra
  • 6. You were a monster but got cured
• Gear you wouldn’t be caught dead rangering without!
  • 1. Swiss army sword
  • 2. Binoculars with nightvision
  • 3. Ridiculously expensive and finicky camera
  • 4. A length of rope
  • 5. Lunchables
  • 6. Sleep mask and earplugs for dangernaps
• Preferred Rangering companion!
  • 1. Someone you could have a little crush on, just for fun
  • 2. Borgfoot (cyborg bigfoot)
  • 3. Straight up wizard but like the kind that casts spells that make a cloud of crows or candles that sing or the trees get up and dance around. Not like fireballs or whatever.
  • 4. Talking segway
  • 5. Hundreds of spiders all over you that only you can understand
  • 6. Sentient sleeping bag (can not talk)
• The only monster you are afraid of is!
  • 1. The Greedy Creeper
  • 2. Warplings
  • 3. The Empty Statue
  • 4. Thorncrackle
  • 5. The False Man
  • 6. Coffinfoot

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