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Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again, still powered by caffeine, intrusive thoughts, and a level of confidence that really should come with supervision 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️

This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect (nowhere sensible) as we get into fake pregnancies - the lies, the chaos, and the very real question of why this is even a thing.

From there, we chat all things Coachella - the outfits, the vibes, and the absolute madness that comes with it - before naturally spiralling into breeding kinks… because apparently that’s where the conversation was always heading.

We also get into Kanye West and Wireless Festival (yes, we have thoughts), and take a deep dive into Sabrina Carpenter’s music videos and the theory that they’re all somehow linked -conspiracy or coincidence? We investigate.

Somewhere in between the chaos, we ask the important question: what actually *is* Elmlea? Because no one seems to know, and we’re not convinced the answers are real.

And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas — messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things infinitely worse.

Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few moments of accidental insight, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared.

Same blondes, same chaos, just slightly more concerning this week.

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