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There will be a snap quiz for listeners tonight. April 15, 2026, on defining the new terms: water coning, water intrusion, capping, shutting in, and capillary trapping. Our mascots for this quiz will be The 3 Coneheads, led by Baldar. They will guide us into the wonderful world of “water coning”, a hydrological phenomenon that brings us the glorious prospect of the wrecking of much of the Mullah’s oil fields. Donald Trump has to be thanked for this, for it is his blockade of Iranian oil exports that SuperGrok kells us will lead to the “capping” of thousands of Iranian oil wells that will run out of anyplace to store their oil output in 10 days from now. Game, set, match!