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4/15/26 One is for Scissoring, One is for Benefits ✂️ | Brown Bag Mornings
Description
The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Liberty, whose Marine brother is speed-running into a marriage after two months for those "Wikiki Papy" housing benefits. Between the barracks drama, the crew roasts Alex Cooper's passive-aggressive Instagram war with Alex Earl and investigates why an LA medical examiner was caught pocketing gold chains from the deceased.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🔨]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Debunking the NASA "fake" splashdown and Victor Glover’s Pomona hero's welcome.
(4:10) Rap Sheet: Wu-Tang Clan and Sade finally get their flowers.
(6:15) Petty Police: The "white girl drama" between Alex Cooper and Alex Earl.
(10:18) Scrolling: Decoding the confusing "You are the Birthday" viral trend.
(13:54) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(15:38) Homie Helpline: Liberty’s 23-year-old Marine brother marrying a vacation hookup for benefits.
(41:58) Snoop Dogg Tickets!
(44:49) Don't You Know I'm Local: An LA medical examiner gets busted for stealing gold from the dead.
(47:26) Chisme: Shaq gets labeled a "creepy Theo" for flirting with a TMZ reporter.
(50:46) Rap Sheet: Cardi B plans to ditch English for a full Spanish album.
(54:35) Money Moves: How to trade your old "veiny" baseball bats for cash at Dick’s Sporting Goods.
(58:31) Studious Foo: Why women are evolutionarily obsessed with "fixing" bad boys.
(1:01:36) Play Ball: Roasting the LA Chargers for their "99-cent bolt" social media job salary
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