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OPEN THE F’KIN STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARD!

OPEN THE F’KIN STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARD!

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Listen up, because the actors on the world stage are finally dropping their scripts and showing the horns. If you think the chaos in the Middle East is about “freedom of navigation” or “national security” then you are still stuck in the Matrix. It is a show. An act. A hellish production run by satanic con artists who want you broke, hungry, and cold while they toast to Agenda 2030 from their black cube towers. 

Don Tzu is back at it with the golden nuggets of theater. The current strategy is pure comedy. We are watching a blockade of a blockade to block a blockade. Trump is out here screaming to open the Strait of Hormuz while simultaneously threatening to close it himself if the ‘crazy bastards’ in Tehran don't play ball.

Iran isn't backing down either. They are moving the chess pieces to the Bab El-Mandeb because why stop at one chokepoint when you can hold the world's jugular at two? The US will be blockading that Gate of Tears before the ink is dry on the next Truth Social post. They want you to believe this is a high stakes war but it is really a controlled demolition of the global supply chain. Oil, gas, food, and fertilizer are the targets. Look at the ‘accidental’ hit on the Italy oil pipeline infrastructure. Nothing is random.

Trump is using his own Crazy Bastard strategy. He makes the enemy believe he is completely unhinged and untouchable, which is exactly when the real strike happens.

Meanwhile, as part of the show, Drumpf and JD Vance, who probably killed the last Pope, are now threatening the new Pope and the Catholic Church.

‘We demand regime change in the Vatican!’. In the latest act features the Pentagram has reportedly sent a direct message to Vatican diplomats: Align or be dismantled. They are dangling the threat of regime change over the Pope because he dared to call the escalation in Iran an unjust war crime. It’s the ultimate irony. The Scofield-Bible-thumping Zionist evangelicals have declared a holy war on Catholics. 

Meanwhile, Trump is taking his Act of War crazy bastard wisdom to a level of psychological warfare that borders on the occult, posting a photo of himself looking like Jesus but if you have eyes to see you know that's the demon Astaroth looking back at you. 

It’s a controlled demolition of the old religious guard to make way for the new. JD Vance’s ‘conversion’ to Catholicism is looking more like a tactical infiltration than a spiritual awakening. It was a play to lure in the Catholic vote while his actual allegiances remain elsewhere. Now, he's effectively telling the Church to bless the slaughter of civilians and the destruction of entire civilizations, or face the consequences.

IT’S ALL ABOUT DECEPTION! 

Look at NASA. It literally means ‘to deceive’ in Hebrew. NASA doesn't hire astronauts; they hire actor-nauts straight from Central Casting. Look at Christina Koch, crew member of Artemis II, NASA’s ‘moon mission’ announced on April Fools’ Day. Also, a Vuvalini extra in Mad Max. 

Even Hollywood is mocking it now. Saturday Night Live joked about the mission being shot on a soundstage, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers told us decades ago that space is made in a Hollywood basement. They even named the fake mission in the movie Fly Me to the Moon Project Artemis’. They are rubbing your nose in the CGI script.

The truth, however, is that none of this is real. This entire world is a 3D video game. A simulation run by a mimic mirror consciousness that feeds on your fear and sadness. They want you distracted by CGI moon landings and fake wars so they can harvest your loosh (negative energy).

To win the game, you have to wake up and bring your over-soul back into your body. The satanic pedovore cult wants to keep you sick, poisoned, and scared because a scared mind is easy to harvest. But you are infinitely more powerful than the Matrix they've built around you. Once you realize the globe is a lie and the final fr

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