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5️⃣ A Major Named American Express

The story of the daring F-15E rescue Trump took a victory lap for this morning got a lot weirder once the photos came out of the wreckage Iranian forces picked through in Isfahan. Geneva Convention ID cards. State of Israel automated border-control receipts. American Express cards. American flag underwear. “God, what is wrong with these guys?” Malcolm Nance, a former Navy SERE instructor, said on the show. “Don’t be bringing your ID cards on missions.” Nance, who studied the crash site photos for hours, told Dean and Zev he no longer believes the two C-130s were shot down at all — he thinks they came in nose-first, hot, loaded, blew a tire on landing, the second one plowed into the rut, and U.S. forces destroyed both planes themselves to keep them out of Iranian hands. “That’s not a crash. They were parked side by side and they were just like, f**k it, we blow it.” Either way, the souvenirs Tehran is now holding up on state TV — credit cards, flight bags, a major’s personal effects — are exactly what a sanitized special-operations recovery is never supposed to leave behind.

4️⃣ Hegseth Purges the Brass

While Trump sets ultimatums on cable news, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is quietly gutting the military’s senior ranks. Last week he removed several officers up for one-star promotion, four of them Black women. The pattern is now numerical, not anecdotal. “In the last 160 years since the Civil War, presidents have only fired 11 four- and five-star military officers,” Nance said. “Donald Trump has fired nine in one year.” McArthur. McChrystal. Now nine more in twelve months. “He’s a racist white supremacist,” Nance said of Hegseth, “and he was mad when they wouldn’t get rid of Blacks and women — guys who had served 30-plus years at the highest level of meritocracy in the United States.” Dean called it the most blatant top-down discrimination in the modern military. The men being installed in their places will be the men holding the phone tomorrow night when Trump’s 8 PM deadline expires.

3️⃣ Iran Already Won the Strait

Trump spent today fantasizing about America “charging tolls” once it takes the Strait of Hormuz. Nance, who has transited the strait roughly a dozen times — including under fire in the 1980s tanker war — said it cannot be done. “They control the Strait by the implicit threat that they could mine it. Not one mine has to be seen. They’ve got 33,000 small boats that could land in Dubai in three hours.” The U.S. Fifth Fleet has been pulled back from Bahrain to Norfolk. Iran has been systematically degrading Kuwaiti desalinization plants, the UAE’s Habshan-Fajra pipeline pumping stations, and now the South Pars gas field. “Iran has not moved once from their position in 39 days,” Dean said. “No ceasefire. You will never control the Strait. Bring it on.” Meanwhile Iran is making a fortune — physical barrels are selling at $150 spot in Yanbu, and Tehran has already cleared roughly $14 billion since Trump lifted sanctions on their supertanker traffic. The longer the war runs, the richer the regime gets.

2️⃣ Bibi Goes Rogue

The biggest single problem in the war right now, Nance said, isn’t the Pentagon — it’s Jerusalem. “I’m saying this as a friend of Israel. They are rogue now.” Israeli aircraft have hit near the Bushehr nuclear power plant three separate times. The IAEA has put out formal warnings about what happens if a containment building cracks. Today the Israelis destroyed the South Pars natural gas field — the same field Tehran warned them about two weeks ago, the field that supplies Qatar’s LNG industry. “Netanyahu doesn’t give two f***s about Qatar,” Nance said. “I personally believe Netanyahu is trying to fail that state.” The pattern is unmistakable: refineries, power plants, gas fields, civilian infrastructure. Bibi isn’t fighting a war against the regime — he’s trying to collapse Iran into a failed state, drag the United States in