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After threatening to annihilate a civilization, Trump TACOs the shit out of the Iran War, leaving thousands dead, putting the U.S. in a worse geopolitical position, and spending billions for very little. A UK woman has sexytimes with a pair of twins and science can’t tell us who the daddy is. TDSOTW offers are rebuttal to a journalist who made the case that men who don’t like cats are undatable. An Alabama grandmother is about to be on trial for wearing an inflatable penis costume to a No Kings protest. She was arrested by a cop with a significantly smaller penis. Did you know that getting diagnosed with cancer makes you more likely to turn to a life of crime? The Artemis II mission has been a great success so far! Except for the space toilet, which is broken and has been making a burning smell. Not good. A biotech company wants to make brainless human clones. But how would we tell them apart from the rest of our modern society? And so much more.