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The Art of War by Don Tsu (Ancient MAGA Text)

The Art of War by Don Tsu (Ancient MAGA Text)

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In 2,500 years, historians will excavate the scrolls of the Great Diplomatic Circus in the ruins of a Mar-a-Lago bunker. They’ll find the teachings of the Commander-in-Chief, codified for the descendants of tomorrow. The doctrine is simple: Chaos is the only strategy.

You cannot lose if you never had a plan. If you don’t know what you’re doing, neither does the enemy.

Always insult your allies first. That way, when you actually need them, they’ll have the perfect excuse to ignore you.

The Great General remains undefeated through narrative. When a battle is lost, he simply declares it “Fake News.”

If you’re caught in the files, start a war. Politics is a theater; war is just the high-budget sequel.

I don't know how I'm going to explain this to my three-year-old. Luckily, the fairy tale version is already out. It’s the story of the Fat Orange Monster who didn’t care about people, only about making his friend, The Yahoo, happy. It’s a tragedy written by clowns.

Don’t miss it in today’s walk ‘n talk in a HOT Mexico. And, speaking of hot things… 

They’re talking about a ground invasion now. I’m no military expert, but I know how to read a map. 

The military geniuses are now talking ‘ground invasion’. The US is moving 50,000 troops to a region where we have no bases left… against an army of one million. It's Normandy, but without the boats and with more vertical drops. They already tried a “rescue” mission for a pilot; everyone died. They’ll make a movie about it soon, though… something heroic like that Shanksville flight where the plane disappeared into thin air.

I also know how to read a weather chart. 

History laughs at armies that ignore the calendar. Russia has the winter; Iran has the summer.

From late April, southern Iran becomes a natural fortress. Temperatures begin to climb toward the 45°C (113°F) mark. Ambient temperatures hit 50°C+. Dust storms blind sensors. Logistics turn into a literal hell where water scarcity kills more than bullets. Can you hear the historical echo? Just as Napoleon and Hitler were broken by the Russian frost, any ground force in the Iranian desert will be melted by the sun.

Let me tell you… I've been to Dubai in April. I tried to walk a mile to a steakhouse at 7pm and arrived looking like I’d jumped into a pool. Imagine 18-year-old kids in 80 lbs of gear trying to take a cliff in that. They’ll be regretting joining the Drumpf Empire pretty quickly.

Of course, it’s all part of the Agenda. 

On point, there’s an EMERGENCY Bilderberg meeting happening in the Washington District of Criminals right now. The first of its kind in 33 years. My buddy Dan Dicks from PressForTruth is there… This is how it’s going: 

You blow up mine, I’ll blow up yours.

The plan is coming together:

Australia is 29 days away from running out of diesel. 

Ireland is rising up because they have no gas. 

Remove the oil, the gas, and the fertilizer… 

Billions starve. 

Together we implement Agenda 2030.

(Death and destruction to traitors and rebels)

Like Spain… whose Prime Minister declined the Board of Peace invitation and called for the arrest of international war criminal Benjamin Mileikowsky. Suddenly, Spain is hit by weather weapons (floods) and an invasion of thousands of fighting age males from Africa. This isn't migration; it's the Kalergi Plan in real-time.

The population drop is coming, and the Great Circus is in its final act. We’re sliding through the gates of hell, but at least AI Art will be

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