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This video will probably be obsolete by the time you see it, because things are changing incredibly quickly.

Let me see, since I left it off last time… 

Standing next to the Easter Bunny, Trump boasted how he was going to destroy the entire Persian civilization within the hour unless Iran opened the Strait of Hormuz. 

Iran then provided the US with their Ten Commandments for a ceasefire, which Trump rapidly accepted and declared victory for America and a new Golden Age for the Middle East.  

Meanwhile, as the Bridge of the Americas in Panama is closed after a massive explosion of fuel tankers, the fake ceasefire continues with, 

• Baron Trump and Nancy Millions adding insider millions to their oil trades
• Israhell wiping out civilians in Beirut, Lebanon
• Iranian attacks reported by Bahrain, the UAE and Kuwait, and
• The US declaring that from December it will automatically be adding ‘eligible’ men to the military draft pool within 30 days of their 18th birthdays. This includes immigrants, who may lose their US citizenship if they don’t register. It still doesn’t include any of Donald Trump’s children. 

CONGRATULATIONS! 

You've been drafted for Operation Epstein Fury

Your mission… 

Fight for our Greatest Ally… 

And protect Club Satanic Pedovore

Older than 40? 

Don't worry, you can still be conscripted to… 

Blow up bridges!

Obliterate Oil refineries!

Demolish Desalination plants!

Pulverize Petrochemicals! 

Together, we will save the people of Iran. By killing them all. 

Women… Children… Gays… of Iran. 

The US is coming. 

We will set you free. Forever.

Yeah. It’s one massive operation to get rid of all the oil on earth.

But that’s not even the worst of it. 

Don’t miss today’s walk ‘n talk about weaponizing ticks and getting your lethal injection spray – from the air! It may no longer be survival of the fittest, but survival of the smartest. And, that includes that you get in line for a Tzla machine right now, because who knows if there will even be a supply chain in the next few months. 

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