Episode Details

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler once again begin with a totally subtle, not-at-all desperate reminder to GET OUT AND VOTE for them in the Webbys. Then they celebrate the show’s latest stream and download numbers from the last two weeks and check how many U.S. states are listening. At this point, they’re basically one state away from legally qualifying as a minor natural disaster.

Jandler then shares the story of having a substitute… which immediately led to a fight, because apparently children see “substitute teacher” and think, “Excellent. Time for chaos.”

The guys also discuss the revolutionary idea of just handing students cheese every time they whine. Forgot your pencil? Cheese. Too hot outside? Cheese. “He looked at me weird”? Believe it or not: cheese. Choey insists it won’t solve anything, but at least everyone will be complaining with a snack.

The episode ends on a positive note with a classic edition of “What's Chappin’ Choey,” where Choey somehow manages to be inspirational, sarcastic, and mildly threatening all at the same time.