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Welcome to the end of the show. The curtains are fraying, the actors are drunk, and the stage lights are literally exploding, but they’re still trying to keep you glued to the screen. 

The latest ‘Moon Landing’ reboot is the ultimate April Fool’s prank on lobotomized plantation slaves. They’re lighting up millions of gallons of oil to launch a tin can while the rest of the world stares at empty gas pumps. 

It’s an illusion, and it’s vanishing faster than NOT A SPACE AGENCY (NASA’s) ‘lost’ the technology and recorded over the telemetry tapes. The most significant achievement in human history and they treated the data like a season of Seinfeld they needed to tape over with a high school football game.

And, what about the iconic space props from 2001: A Space Odyssey which Stanley Kubrick order to be destroyed after the movie’s release in 1968? (Read: relocated to the Moonlanding Set for the Moon Hoax Movie release the next year)

In other news, just weeks after ICE (and crossdressing) champion/scapegoat Kristi Noem have been released from her duties we have Epstein champion/scapegoat Pam Blondi being fired and replaces with the Todd Blanche, the AG who had made it clear that this is the end of the Epstein files saga and no one will be prosecuted: “It’s not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein. It’s not a crime to eat on Mr. Esptein’s island”. 

Oh, and don’t forget to get your Covaids booster this May, because you may be exposed to the new Cicada variant that is spreading in the US! No, it’s not a joke. 

I didn't watch the Trump talk; I couldn't care less. While he was busy bamboozling his audience, the real world was actually blowing up.

While the media distracts you with Mach 39 entry speeds, magical moments, and ‘tears sticking to eyeballs’ in space, the global energy grid is being dismantled in real-time. This isn't a crisis; it's a controlled demolition.

• Kuwait: The Mena Al Ahmadi refinery is a bonfire after Iranian strikes. Half a million barrels a day, gone.
• Iraq: British Castrol warehouses turned to ash in Erbil.
• UAE: The largest natural gas plant in Abu Dhabi is shuttered after a “fire.”
• USA: The largest gasoline pipeline in Georgia just “accidentally” shuttered.

No one seems to notice? No, they’ll notice when the grocery shelves are as empty as a NASA live feed. We are looking at a global energy emergency that makes the 1970s look like the Good Old Days.

The Trade of a Lifetime: This is the most “sure thing” trade I’ve ever seen. Dated Brent crude is $30 over the paper price. The market is screaming for physical barrels. If you’re not positioned in leveraged long oil, you’re missing the only life raft left. I’m giving away the strategy for free at dollarvigilante.com/freetrial because I want as many people as possible to survive this collapse.

The real war isn't about nuclear weapons (which don't exist) it’s about who gets to print the world’s reserve currency. The Petrodollar, born in 1974, is dying. Iran just offered Europe a Hormuz deal. If the EU takes it and pays in Euros or Yuan, the 50-year US monopoly on global trust evaporates instantly.

The US is beyond bankrupt; we're at $39 trillion in debt and counting. No one is buying our Treasury bonds anymore. The Federal Reserve just bought $15 billion of its own debt. That’s not a market; that’s a suicide pact. We are heading into a “Super-Stagflation” where growth dies and prices scream