Episode Details

The pastoral wedding of our nightmares has officially commenced in the series premiere of Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen, and the snark squad is breaking down two episodes that put the "hell" in "holy matrimony." We’re unpacking Rachel’s descent into Cunningham family madness—starting with a rest-stop stabbing and ending with the revelation that her future in-laws aren't just creepy, they’re planning a secret assisted-death plot for matriarch Victoria. While Rachel is busy finding her wedding dress hanging in the woods like a Blair Witch prop and accusing her father-in-law of being the legendary "Sorry Man," the family is busy poking her like a doll and gifting her heirlooms that feel more like shackles. Between Jules’s stash of pentobarbital and young Jude’s "protective" decoys, we’re asking: is the supernatural urban legend the real threat, or is the most "very bad" thing about to happen actually just the family Rachel is marrying into?