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March 29, 2001: Wacky 911 Calls - Leland Gregory
Published 1 year, 5 months ago
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Art Bell welcomes author and former 911 dispatcher Leland Gregory to share recordings from his CD "Wacky 911" and stories from his book "What's the Number for 911?" Gregory, a former writer for Saturday Night Live and co-author of the bestseller "America's Dumbest Criminals," spent years cultivating an underground network of dispatchers who traded their most memorable calls.
The recordings range from absurd to touching. A man stuck in a pool pump for three hours requires an industrial lubricant for extraction. A robbery victim, bound and gagged, desperately tries to communicate his address while operators ask him to spell it. A lonely elderly woman calls 911 because she cannot open her beer bottles, and the dispatcher kindly sends a police officer to help. The "Joe vs. the Deer" call features a motorist trapped in a phone booth by both a deer and a dog after a chaotic roadside encounter.
Gregory, who spent a year as a dispatcher in Monterey County, explains the dark humor that sustains people in the profession. He notes that cell phones have created a major burden on 911 centers, with hundreds of callers reporting the same fender bender and accidental pocket dials flooding emergency lines.
The recordings range from absurd to touching. A man stuck in a pool pump for three hours requires an industrial lubricant for extraction. A robbery victim, bound and gagged, desperately tries to communicate his address while operators ask him to spell it. A lonely elderly woman calls 911 because she cannot open her beer bottles, and the dispatcher kindly sends a police officer to help. The "Joe vs. the Deer" call features a motorist trapped in a phone booth by both a deer and a dog after a chaotic roadside encounter.
Gregory, who spent a year as a dispatcher in Monterey County, explains the dark humor that sustains people in the profession. He notes that cell phones have created a major burden on 911 centers, with hundreds of callers reporting the same fender bender and accidental pocket dials flooding emergency lines.