Episode Details

We get into Dr Tottenham vs Charity FC, whether anyone actually wants it (players, managers, us), and why football feels like it’s simultaneously life-or-death and deeply stupid. There’s Arsenal discourse, set-piece moaning, and a quick detour into Wolves’ “direction of travel” glow-up, plus why some clubs are happier bottom than others are chasing the Champions League.

Also: the Jacob Ramsey “dive” that wasn’t a dive, VAR being VAR, Dan’s militant Palace mate threatening to hang ticket-touts from the roof, and a community-owned pub shout. Finish strong with listener questions, overseas fans watching alone, and the noble art of getting through it all by talking nonsense into microphones.

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