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In the immortal words of 70's disco singer and pornographic actress Andrea True, "More, more, more. How do you like it? How do you like it?"

Why?

Because more is, MORE!

Right?

Why choose when you can have more?

Why chose when you can have both?

 

"This is what you want, this is what you get" - John Lydon

 

MORE SEX please! (no, we're not British)

 

Back by popular demand, we've extended the Sex segment of our three episode dissemination of "the great civilizing force of the 20th Century, Rock N Roll"

 

Why?

Because we love you.

We love to love you baby.

Not to mention the oft cited X-Rated tome "Tales From The Camelot Motel" by Dame Mary Gauthier herself, both King & Queen of the storied Ryman

"He's lying on the double bed acting self assured
In his T-shirt and his underwear he's barely said a word
She pours a cup of coffee lights the day's first cigarette
Picks up the phone and call her kids from the motel kitchenette

And there's two guys moving slowly in the room across the hall
Both their heads are pounding from last night's alcohol
They met in a chat room then they took it here
They both go by pseudonyms and soon they'll disappear

Cheaters, liars, outlaws, and fallen angels
Come looking for the grace from which they fell
So they hold on to each other in the darkness
Cuz the morning light is hell

At the Camelot Motel

He met her at the pool hall the guys told him she's touched
Now she's ranting and she's raving 'bout the Devil, Christ and such
He's thinking 'bout the highway and the way she begged last night
He's wishing that he'd blown this dump before the morning light

Cheaters, liars, outlaws, and fallen angels 
Come looking for the grace from which they fell
So they hold on to each other in the darkness
Cuz the morning light is hell

At the Camelot Motel

  Lancelot and Guenivere bang their bedpost in my ear Neon lights the castle walls bug lights in the entrance halls
I lie awake with a troubled mind thinking 'bout what I left behind
Me and the royal denizens got damn good reasons for our sins

Now there's a couple counting money in Room 124
They're wrapping 10's and 20's throwing their 1's on the floor
They're strung out and they're nervous, they jump at every little sound
He keeps picking up his pistol then putting his pistol down

Cheaters, liars, outlaws, and fallen angels
Come looking for the grace
From which they fell
So they hold on to each other
In the darkness
Cuz the morning light is hell At the Camelot Motel The Camelot Motel"   This episode is dedicated to all those with deep and reoccurring knowledge of the Walk Of Shame. We know who we are.   "He shot me a look Heroes have been shooting Heroes for thousands and thousands of years" - Charles Budderick "Buddy" Cole    "Blessed are those that sex, for they shall be comforted" Marquis 5:4 120 Days Of Sodom   *THE MUSIC   1. Let's Make Love by Marilyn Monroe 2. Peel Me A Grape by Blossom Dearie 3. When You're Good To Mama by Queen Latifah 4. I Get Ideas by Tony Martin 5. Big Dipper by Elton John 6. Street Corner Love by Jobriath 7. Essence by Lucinda Williams 8. Camelot Motel by Mary Gauthier 9. Time O/O Lives by Meryn Cadell 10. 'Cause Cheap Is How I Feel by Cowboy Junkies 11. Laid by Matt Nathanson 12. Strokin' by Screaming Jay Hawkins 13. In The Bush by Musique 14. New York By Night by Dennis Parker 15. Where Is My Man (Attack Mix Edit) by Eartha Kitt and Joe T. Vannelli 16. Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix) by Orange Factory and Yoko Ono 17. You Think You're A Man by Divine 18. Adolescent Sex by Japan 19. Candlelighter Man by Fanny 20. Beat My Guest by Adam and the Ants 21. Super Sex by Morphine 22. Johnny Feelgood by Liz Phair 23. Tramp by Brian Auger, Julie Driscol