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World’s Smallest Penis Declares Global Cock War

World’s Smallest Penis Declares Global Cock War

Published 2 weeks, 5 days ago
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On today’s program we take a nostalgic (and deeply offensive) trip back to the golden era of Xbox Live, when 12-year-olds and grown adults alike bonded over mutual hatred and creative slur combinations. Was online gaming more fun before moderation… or just more unhinged? You decide.

Then we dive into the world of adult baby diaper lovers ahead of CapCon — including the surprising reason many ABDL enthusiasts prefer cloth diapers over disposables (hint: it’s all about the squish). From pandemic-era dry lactation experiments to diaper economics, you’ll learn more than you ever wanted to know.

Also featured:
• A mega-church “exorcism” that may just be performance art for TikTok
• An influencer mom prioritizing viral ice cream content over her screaming child
• A questionable rap anthem built entirely around the phrase “titty bar”
• And Tim contemplates whether white people actually smell worse in winter

In the news:
• Shia LaBeouf speaks out after his Mardi Gras arrest — and makes things worse by admitting he’s “scared of big gay men.”
• A North Carolina man claiming to have the world’s smallest penis challenges anyone to a global “cock-off” to prove him wrong.

Plus voicemails, texts, colonoscopy prep tips, Tainted Broth praise, and the usual nonsense from the freak community.

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