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Back to EpisodesWhat Not To Do In A Personal Statement (Epstein Files Edition) (Ep.48 w/ Madeline)
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In this episode, Ben and Madeline jump into a question almost every LSAT student fixates on: when you should actually retake the LSAT. They react to a popular LSAT company’s retake advice, agree with most of it, and roast how obvious and poorly written it is, while still pulling out the core takeaway: if you have points left on the table and those points change your admissions or scholarship outcomes, retaking is usually the right move.
A big theme is “stop gambling.” Ben and Madeline talk about the slot-machine mindset, where someone keeps taking official LSATs hoping a higher score just appears, without changing preparation. They push a much simpler standard: don’t take the LSAT until your practice scores are where you want them, and if you retake, do it with a real plan instead of wishful thinking.
They also hit the money angle hard. Beyond admissions, they stress that higher LSAT scores often translate into better scholarship offers, which can dramatically change your debt and your life after graduation. Ben goes on a mini rant about how many applicants misunderstand student loan interest and underestimate how brutal it is to carry big law school debt into average-paying legal jobs.
Then the episode shifts into a real applicant scenario: a high-GPA student with a low-150s LSAT weighing offers from Lewis & Clark and Gonzaga, plus a waitlist at Seattle. Ben and Madeline walk through the real cost of attendance, explain why “outside scholarships” rarely move the needle, and argue that taking a year to raise the LSAT even modestly can be the difference between manageable debt and a long financial grind.
Finally, things get weird and entertaining: they read and dissect an infamous personal statement connected to the Epstein files, supposedly from a former Olympian trying to get into Harvard Law. It becomes a brutal lesson in why elite “facts” do not save bad writing, why trying to sound smart backfires, and why law school admissions is still a writing-and-precision game, especially for non-native English speakers.