Episode Details

Support the show:

https://www.paypal.me/Truelifepodcast?locale.x=en_US

One on One Video Call W/George

https://tidycal.com/georgepmonty/60-minute-meeting

═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════

PSYCHEDELIC COMPOUNDS THAT NO ONE HAS MADE BUT I THINK I WOULD LOVE

═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════

EPISODE 02: Ψ-COLLAPSE

(3,4-Methylenedioxy-N-Superposition-Amphetamine)

"The compound that makes you all possible versions of yourself at once, 

then forces you to choose which one survives measurement."

═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════

🧪 THE COMPOUND

Ψ-COLLAPSE is a theoretical MDMA analog with a quantum superposition 

moiety attached to the nitrogen position. It maintains macroscopic 

quantum coherence in a biological system (yes, this violates 

thermodynamics; no, it doesn't care). The result? Neurological 

Many-Worlds interpretation where you experience every version of 

yourself—every decision fork, every road not taken—simultaneously 

collapsed into a single consciousness. Then the wavefunction collapses, 

and you're forced to choose which timeline survives.

Chemical Class: Substituted amphetamine / Impossible quantum disaster

Proposed Duration: 4-6 hours active superposition + 12-18 hour 

                   "ontological hangover"

Status: Theoretically elegant, experimentally preposterous, 

        violations too numerous to list

═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════

📝 TRIP REPORT TIMELINE

T+0:00  | Takes compound in bathroom to test mirror theory about 

        | ontological interference patterns

T+0:30  | Left hand enters superposition of positions—on sink, 

        | in pocket, reaching for switch, all simultaneously

T+0:45  | THE MIRROR SPEAKS: Infinite regression of almost-hims 

        | appear—the him with the beard, the him who moved to 

        | Portland, the him who made different calls. All equally 

        | real. All looking back.

T+1:15  | Sits on floor experiencing "quantum thermal uncertainty" 

        | in his ass while bathroom becomes non-Euclidean

T+2:00  | PEAK: The other hims start talking over each other:

        | "We should have called." "We should have stayed."

        | "We should have been enough." They look at him with pity.

T+2:30  | DARKEST MOMENT: "And how's that working out for you?"

        | Subject forced to defend why THIS version survived 

        | measurement while all others remain hypothetical

T+3:00  | WAVEFUNCTION COLLAPSES: Other selves fade one by one, 

        | returning to probability space. Only one reflection 

        | remains. Regular bathroom. Regular him. Choice is collapse.

T+4:00  | Comedy arrives: Realizes he forgot to flush before trip.

        | "The toilet has seen some shit. Literally."

T+5:30  | Makes turkey and cheese sandwich as act of timeline 

        | commitment. "This is the sandwich that exists."

T+12:00 | ONTOLOGICAL HANGOVER: Wakes up feeling hit by truck 

        | driven by every version of himself who didn't make it 

        | through collapse. Ghost sensation of lives not lived.

T+72:00 | THREE DAYS LATER: Orders decaf coffee with zero hesitation.

        | Barista impressed. Has become quantum-decisiv