Episode Details

Tonight’s episode is an absolute endurance test for the human soul, featuring poop-stained underwear, unwanted love confessions, suicidal diaper tantrums, and a man willing to murder over a Pepsi. Strap in.

• The Epstein Files Dump
  Millions of pages released, including emails that suggest even Jeffrey Epstein wanted nothing to do with Elon Musk. When Epstein ghosts you, it might be time for some self-reflection.

• “It’s Just a Fun Thing” Guy Escalates
  Tim’s blind poop-fetish stalker returns with more voicemails, more longing, and more reasons to fear becoming a captive shit slave.

• Sagittarius Shouty Returns 🇨🇦
  Canada’s angriest prostitute recounts a disastrous booking involving:

  • A mystery-smelling client

  • Aggressive gumdrop biting

  • Repeated “I love you” declarations

  • And a horrifying discovery: a visible poop stain in the man’s underwear
    (No showers were harmed in the making of this nightmare.)

• Diaper Freak Andy Ditch Melts Down
  The adult baby autism faker is back, calling crisis services nonstop because:

  • No one will touch his butthole

  • He claims he can’t eat, drink, cross streets, or survive

  • Crisis counselors increasingly stop pretending to care

  • Police become the ultimate threat
    A masterclass in fetishized helplessness and wasted public resources.

• Missouri Man Threatens Murder Over a Pepsi 🥤
  A 47-year-old allegedly attempts to force his way into a woman’s bedroom, demanding Pepsi by name and threatening to kill her and her son when denied. His mother eventually retrieves a Pepsi for him. Justice is imperfect.

• Science Says Gooning Is Fine
  New research finds that watching porn isn’t inherently harmful — unless you’re already a deeply troubled weirdo blaming demons, spirits, and porn for why you’re gay.

• Christian Porn Trauma Revisited
  A familiar religious nut explains how porn “made him” sleep with men, invoking Ted Bundy, spirits, and wax stuff along the way.

• Voicemails from the Freaks ☎️

  • Ideas for trolling the poop fetishist

  • Anonymous animal-shit mailing services

  • Creepy childhood Christian school stories

  • Scaly missionary heads

  • A reminder that Unshackled absolutely ruled

• Updates on Sideshow membership, including:

  • New distortedview.com features

  • Soundboards

  • Web players

  • Yearly podcast archive feeds (2004–2008 now live, more coming soon)

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