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MSM 690: Bringing Back the Ancient Art . . .

Published 1 month, 3 weeks ago
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Summary:

Shawn and Troy talk about AI in education. Dave has the first part of a three part series on Data Science.

Jokes:

I keep falling off my bike and injuring myself.

  • It’s a really vicious cycle.

What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry? 

  • 58

Thoughts from the desk of someone with a terrible cold…

An empty tissue box…

  • is nothing to sneeze at…

There’s a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order.

  • The police believe they’re still at large.

Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party.


I can’t figure out why Marvel hasn’t put any advertisements on the Incredible Hulk.

  • He’s basically a giant banner.

I’ve got an addiction to Cheddar cheese.

  • It’s only mild though.

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Therefore, chocolate is salad.


What do you call a funny mosquito?

  • Malarious!

There’s only one rule in learning English.

  • Their our know rules.

Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!

  • Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.

I made a pizza with liver. Nobody liked it…

  • So I had to deliver it.

Today’s top fact: 

  • 50% of Canada is A.

My boss at Pixar and I got into a fight over our lack of new movies.

  • But then we made Up.

I started a band called 999 Megabytes…

We still haven’t gotten a gig yet.


I threw a party for all the workers who helped build my house.

The door guy showed up late…

  • but he really knew how to make an entrance.

I have a profound fear of speed bumps…

  • but I’m slowly getting over it.

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