Episode Details

What would you do if your boss’s phone accidentally slipped into the toilet — and no one saw it happen? On this wildly relatable and laugh‑out‑loud episode of Billy the Kidd in the Morning, post‑ice storm brain fog takes center stage as Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh try to regain a sense of normalcy after days of closures, dripping faucets, and cabin fever.
The show opens with honest talk about storm survival, mental health, parenting through unexpected school closures, and the strange panic that sets in when routines completely fall apart. Candice shares the chaos of feeding kids trapped at home, Billy relives injury‑filled winter adventures, and Producer Pooh calls out some very controversial chili behavior. Things quickly escalate with Real or Fake News, featuring unforgettable headlines like a man caught getting intimate with his vacuum, a Florida arrest that somehow isn’t shocking, and a surprisingly real study involving stress relief and pheromones that leaves the entire room stunned.
Plus:

• Is Texas chili allowed to have beans? (According to Poo: absolutely not.)
• Is leaving 100 rubber ducks around your house to “test” a cleaner disrespectful?
• And why do adults at work still get treated like kids?

Through it all, Candice brings her signature voice of reason, Billy keeps things honest and vulnerable, and Producer Pooh delivers the kind of blunt truth that only makes sense on morning radio. It’s messy. It’s hilarious. It’s uncomfortable.
And it’s exactly the kind of morning you don’t want to miss.
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